(The year without music festivals) It’s no secret that I am a big fan of music, primarily Americana and Alternative, but few people know that I am also closet hippy.  Not a hippy in the pot smoking, dreadlock and tattoo wearing, unbathed, unemployed way, but in the peace, love and happiness way. In fact, when … Continue reading Do you Realize?

I confess, I spoiled my children. During their childhood I let them play and watch a lot of TV, and I bought them video games and they did not work until they were young adults. They turned out mostly fine, but don’t ask them what a Philips head screwdriver is, or how to change the … Continue reading Boards of Education

Many years ago when I was in grade school it was not uncommon for teachers to have their students write an essay upon the start of a new year about what they did or learned over the summer break. Growing up in rural Kentucky my essay was usually about how I learned to paint fences, … Continue reading Top 10 Things I learned on Spring (COVID-19) Break

When I was a kid growing up in rural Kentucky, we did not have Nintendo, or Switch, or a Playstation, we had woods, and fields and bicycles. During the summer when we were off from school, we ate breakfast (as fast as we could) and then we were out the door to do whatever seemed … Continue reading Make America Walk Again (MAWA)

Other than getting notified you have COVID-19, nothing strikes more fear in the heart of Americans than a trip to the BMV or DMV.  It’s like being put on death row, or having a colonoscopy or dental exam. It will take way too long, you will get to spend a lot of time with questionable … Continue reading B.M.V

My dear mother was deathly afraid of flying, and sedated herself with wine and cigarettes, before, during (back in the day when you could smoke on flights) and after flying.  I myself was never afraid of flying, but I do have an aversion to crashing.  Flying is statistically much safer than driving your car to … Continue reading Fear of (Not) Flying

Don’t worry, this isn’t a tell all blog about all of my errors in judgment over the past 42 years, I try to keep my blogs PG rated and less than 10 pages in length, neither of which would be possible if I wrote a tell all blog. But it really has been 42 years … Continue reading Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned, It’s Been 42 Long Years Since My Last Confession

I am starting a war on flipflops, don’t hate me if you wear them. I know what you are thinking, how can you have a war on a type of shoe?  But it’s no different than a war on drugs (a thing) or a war on terrorism (a violent political act), and it has about … Continue reading War on Flipflops (and “isms”)

It had a strange pungent smell when you entered which I can still remember vividly today even though I haven’t been there in nearly forty years. I could never quite figure out exactly the origin of the odd smell, but it was part stale beer, part greasy spoon, and part blue collar sweat, since the … Continue reading Trader Places

It’s been a long while since I’ve written a blog and not without good cause, I spent most of the summer and fall preparing to sell my house and buying another, both arduous tasks. One required a lot of painstaking labor, the other a lot of patience. This blog is about the one that required … Continue reading Home Voyeur